Monday, February 20, 2012

Poop Power Saves the World!!! :)


Our current primary source of energy is actually really old biomass from ancient swamps that had dense foilage. I am talking of course about oil. 
But why drill for oil? It is costly, dangerous, and has the potential to cause huge spills like the recent one in... just name a place they happen frequently. Is oil carbon neutral, of course not. Is it cheap, well maybe in dollars, but overall it is killing us. So why do we continue to use oil, and coal, dirty sources of fuel that pollute our air, and water. We cannot get rid of this pollution. The only effective way to suck up Co2 is to contain it within plants, and I don’t mean the nuclear kind. 
All green plants use Co2 and contain it as part of their biomass. Animals, such as human beings, dogs, cats, etcetera also contain carbon in our bodies. However, a lot of this fuel cannot be used by our bodies, and so we excrete it in the form of exhalation, and excretion of urine and fecal matter. 
Poop is everywhere. We already have sewage plants for treatment of waste, why not add a little conversion into electricity? Finally, and at long last a renewable and clean energy source. Why has it taken us so long to discover it? Poop works. In total environmental impact something we think of as dirty is actually a cleaner form of energy than solar, wind, hydroelectric, nuclear, oil, and fracking (natural gas extraction from deep underground), none of which are truly carbon neutral. We know about the dangers of fracking, drilling for oil, burning and mining coal, but we don't talk much about the total environmental cost of things... a lot b/c down the line it gets very complex. Solar and Wind are efficient, but not carbon neutral. Wind is generally difficult, mostly because wind is hard to calculate and areas with the correct amount of wind are very few.
Solar is fairly available as the sun is everywhere... all our energy comes from the sun anyway... but the way we are able to harness that energy is still not as efficient as it would need to be to be carbon neutral, and a lot of it has to do with storing energy. It is hard to store electricity, and batteries are not good for the environment. Solar panels also require mining to produce. 
Nuclear power is not carbon neutral yet. It could be if we went all nuclear, but... where would we put all those horrible, toxic chemicals? ICK... more horrible pollution.
What about hydroelectric? That seems clean... but it isn't good for the environment either. There are few places to put big dams, like the Hoover Dam... and if you put up such a dam it has huge consequences for the plant and animal life in the area that could on a large scale be totally detrimental to other species, and humans of course.
So how can poop save us from ecological ruin without sending back to the dark ages... not the literal dark ages, but the ages pre-electricity, etcetera.
Well it's simple, actually, we already have infrastructure we can modify to create massive amounts of biogas and hydroelectric fuel from sewage. We could probably also add in other waste, if properly managed, such as the stuff in your green garbage can, and waste from your precious pooch, or cat, and animal waste products from farming. Big companies like Google, Microsoft, and L’Oreal are already investing in this new technology. So let’s take a trip back to our childhood and remember that everybody poops, and that poop can be used to cleanly power our computers, heat our homes, and get us to all the places we want to go without choking our planet with Co2 emissions, without dangerous and limiting mining, without the horrifying dangers of nuclear plants, and without killing our rivers. We could fairly easily convert sewers to generate hydroelectric power on its way to being treated, and refined into biofuels without adding more pollution to our environment. So I ask you... why do you think people are resisting this? Is it because they are ignorant about it? Is it because they still think of poop as being dirty? You tell me. 

Thursday, February 16, 2012

HISTORY!!! YOU ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT!!!

Some facts of history we all need to know:


Fact one: America was founded on the values system established during the ENLIGHTENMENT PERIOD, and the Founding Fathers did know their history. They knew about the hundreds to thousands of years of viscious wars in Europe and the Middle East because of RELIGION. They knew that tying RELIGION to POLITICS was not just a BAD IDEA... it was a CATASTROPHIC IDEA. 


I am somewhat encouraged to see that the Republican Party in America currently seems to be disintegrating from the inside out. 


Here is Fact two: Republicans do not seem to understand that in terms of actual ideological beliefs, Mr. Lincoln was basically a democrat of today. Of course, they do not care about facts, though. 


Fact three: The "official" motto of the US, "In God We Trust," was established VERY RECENTLY... in 1956, actually... we had another motto before this, a much MUCH wiser one, "E Pluribus Unum," which means "Out of many, one." This motto was never adopted as "official," but it was used very widely. Frankly, I cannot stand how our country is becoming so religiously oriented. IT'S DANGEROUS!!! Now I will quote Mel Brooks, 
"The inquistion 
Let's begin
The inquistion 
Look out sin
We have a mission 
To convert the Jews 
(Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews)
We're gonna teach 
Them wrong from right
We're gonna help 
Them see the light
And make an offer 
That they can't refuse 
(That the Jews just can't refuse)

Confess (confess, confess)
Don't be boring
Say yes (say yes, say yes)
Don't be dull

A fact 
You're ignoring 
It's better to lose 
Your skullcap 
Than your skull

The inquistion, what a show
The inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here 
And it's here to stay 
The inquistion, oh boy
The inquistion, what a joy
The inquistion, oy oy

I was sitting 
In a temple
I was minding 
My own business
I was listening 
To a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus 
Persons plunge in 
And they throw me in a 

Dungeon, and they shove 
A red hot poker up my ass

Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube 
Of Preparation H in sight

I'm sitting 
Plicking chickens 
And I'm looking 
Through the pickings 

And suddenly these guys 
Bring down my balls
I didn't even know them 
And they grabbed me 
By the scrotum and 

They started 
Playing ping pong 
With my balls

Oy, the agony
Ooh, the shame
To make 
My privates public 
For a game

The inquistion, what a show
The inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the inquistion's here 
And it's here to 

Hey, Torquemada 
Whaddaya say?
I just got back 
From the auto-da-fé
Auto-da-fé 
What's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't 
To do but you do anyway

Skit skat voodely 
Vat tootin de day

Will you convert?
No, no, no, no
Will you confess?
No, no, no, no
Will you revert?
No, no, no, no
Will you say yes?
No, no, no, no

Now I ask in a nice way 
I said pretty please 
I bent their ears 

Now I'll work on their knees

Hey, Torquemada 
Walk this way
We got a little game 
That you might wanna play
So pull that handle 
Try your luck
Who knows, Torq 
You might win a buck
Alright

Put it in the car 
(In the car 2x)

How we doing? 
Any converts today?
Not a one, nay, nay, nay
We've flattened 
Their fingers
We branded their buns
Nothing is working
Send in the nuns

The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
So, c'mon you Moslems 
And you Jews
We got big news 
For all of yous
You better change 
Your point of views today
'Cause the inquistion's here 
And it's here to stay"

So all of you who think Religion and Politics belong together, like Man and Wife, how would you like to be tortured to death for not believing in the magical sky god that loves you and hates you at the same time? 

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

It seems like everyone keeps saying things like "the economy is getting worse," and people are starting to believe it... BAD... the economy is GETTING BETTER, and we cannot sacrifice our long term morals and happiness for a minimal short term boost in jobs.

Here's a little song that I think we need to start singing together (parody of the song "Girl Watcher," which I do not own, nor claim to own):

     I'm a trust buster
     I'm a trust buster
     Waving trusts goodbye
     My, my, my


     I'm a trust buster
     I'm a trust buster
     There goes one now
     Mmmm, mmm, mmm

     I was just a boy
     When I threw away my toys
     I found a new pastime
     To dwell on

     Whenever I detect
     Members of a monopoly
     I play the game I do so well, oh

     I'm a trust buster
     I'm a trust buster
     Waving trusts goodbye
     My, my, my



     I'm a trust buster
     I'm a trust buster
     There goes one now
     
     Hello there, rich man
     My, My, I really want to ban
     Those shady deals
     All through Congress

     I wonder if you know
     That you're gonna lose real soon
     In shady deals
     I'll surely catch you

     I'm a trust buster
     I'm a trust buster
     There goes one now
     Mmm, mmm, mmm