Thursday, February 16, 2012

HISTORY!!! YOU ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT!!!

Some facts of history we all need to know:


Fact one: America was founded on the values system established during the ENLIGHTENMENT PERIOD, and the Founding Fathers did know their history. They knew about the hundreds to thousands of years of viscious wars in Europe and the Middle East because of RELIGION. They knew that tying RELIGION to POLITICS was not just a BAD IDEA... it was a CATASTROPHIC IDEA. 


I am somewhat encouraged to see that the Republican Party in America currently seems to be disintegrating from the inside out. 


Here is Fact two: Republicans do not seem to understand that in terms of actual ideological beliefs, Mr. Lincoln was basically a democrat of today. Of course, they do not care about facts, though. 


Fact three: The "official" motto of the US, "In God We Trust," was established VERY RECENTLY... in 1956, actually... we had another motto before this, a much MUCH wiser one, "E Pluribus Unum," which means "Out of many, one." This motto was never adopted as "official," but it was used very widely. Frankly, I cannot stand how our country is becoming so religiously oriented. IT'S DANGEROUS!!! Now I will quote Mel Brooks, 
"The inquistion 
Let's begin
The inquistion 
Look out sin
We have a mission 
To convert the Jews 
(Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews)
We're gonna teach 
Them wrong from right
We're gonna help 
Them see the light
And make an offer 
That they can't refuse 
(That the Jews just can't refuse)

Confess (confess, confess)
Don't be boring
Say yes (say yes, say yes)
Don't be dull

A fact 
You're ignoring 
It's better to lose 
Your skullcap 
Than your skull

The inquistion, what a show
The inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here 
And it's here to stay 
The inquistion, oh boy
The inquistion, what a joy
The inquistion, oy oy

I was sitting 
In a temple
I was minding 
My own business
I was listening 
To a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus 
Persons plunge in 
And they throw me in a 

Dungeon, and they shove 
A red hot poker up my ass

Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube 
Of Preparation H in sight

I'm sitting 
Plicking chickens 
And I'm looking 
Through the pickings 

And suddenly these guys 
Bring down my balls
I didn't even know them 
And they grabbed me 
By the scrotum and 

They started 
Playing ping pong 
With my balls

Oy, the agony
Ooh, the shame
To make 
My privates public 
For a game

The inquistion, what a show
The inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the inquistion's here 
And it's here to 

Hey, Torquemada 
Whaddaya say?
I just got back 
From the auto-da-fé
Auto-da-fé 
What's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't 
To do but you do anyway

Skit skat voodely 
Vat tootin de day

Will you convert?
No, no, no, no
Will you confess?
No, no, no, no
Will you revert?
No, no, no, no
Will you say yes?
No, no, no, no

Now I ask in a nice way 
I said pretty please 
I bent their ears 

Now I'll work on their knees

Hey, Torquemada 
Walk this way
We got a little game 
That you might wanna play
So pull that handle 
Try your luck
Who knows, Torq 
You might win a buck
Alright

Put it in the car 
(In the car 2x)

How we doing? 
Any converts today?
Not a one, nay, nay, nay
We've flattened 
Their fingers
We branded their buns
Nothing is working
Send in the nuns

The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
So, c'mon you Moslems 
And you Jews
We got big news 
For all of yous
You better change 
Your point of views today
'Cause the inquistion's here 
And it's here to stay"

So all of you who think Religion and Politics belong together, like Man and Wife, how would you like to be tortured to death for not believing in the magical sky god that loves you and hates you at the same time? 

1 comment:

  1. Experience is a dear school but fools will learn in no other.

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